March 13th, 2012
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As Eurozone finance ministers sign off on another badly needed bailout for Greece, the second chapter of this never ending story comes to a close. Mind you, that isn't to say the country won't need a third dollop of cash in the future. Most economists I have asked reckon it will.

Greece's crisis has prompted almost as many dubious puns as it has snorts of derision.

So for those of you fed up with being told "Greece is the word" (get it?) or "it’s all Greek to me" (ha ha) fret not!

In fact, there's a whole dictionary of dodgy terms invented for politicians and pundits to couch themselves.

Here are some my personal favorites:

PSI: The abbreviation for the dreaded term Private Sector Involvement has found its way into the vernacular of even the most eloquent eurozone speakers. The term concerns getting Greece's private creditors (banks, hedge funds etc) to share the burden of keeping the country afloat.

In the case of Greece's PSI, rather than stump up cash investors were pushed to surrender their bonds which were soon due for longer dated securities yielding a lower rate of interest, thus giving Greece a reprieve on a huge chunk of its debt.

Eurocrats insist Greece is an exception to the rule and that other bailed out countries like Ireland and Portugal will not force bondholders to wipe off portions of their debt too. Yet more and more economists caution that Portugal may need a 'partial PSI' itself in a year if it can't get the books to balance. What shall we call that? A pseudo-PSI?

Restricted Default: The souring of Greece's finances has provided the ratings agencies with the perfect recipe for a veritable alphabet soup of jargon.

Take for instance an excerpt from Fitch's report justifying its decision to cut Greece to 'restricted default' or 'RD.' "The downgrade to 'RD' reflects Fitch's previous commentary that the exchange would constitute a sovereign default event under the agency's distressed debt exchange (DDE) rating criteria, and follows the downgrade of Greece to 'C' from 'CCC' on 22 February. Greece's Short-term foreign currency IDR remains unchanged at 'C'. The euro area Country Ceiling, which is applicable to all euro area member states, also remains unchanged at 'AAA.'"

Less than a week later - with Greece's debt swap complete - Fitch today bumped the country back up three or four notches to B-.

Fiscal Slippage: Sounds painful doesn't it? An economist threw this one at me this week as were talking about Spain missing its deficit targets. It may be poetic but it's hardly precise.

Then again any economist will remind you economics isn’t an exact science. Expect to hear more references to fiscal slippages - or missing the targets - as the eurozone moves to reinforce the rules whilst falling output makes reaching those targets ever harder.

Are you lost in the jargon? Or is the crisis chatter clear as day? Let us know what you think.

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  1. KJMU

    The mess now with Greece is also concerning the option of having a conflict with Turkey. Turkey prime minister, Mr Erdogan has said that Turkey will make its presence felt in the eastern Mediterranean Sea and use its capabilities at a time when Greece and Cyprus are looking to exploit recently discovered enormous gas fields off its coasts and partner with Israel to build energy facilities. Turkey, which does not recognize Cyprus's Greek government (Turkey occupy large part of Cyprus in the 70’s in a brutal operation), has bitterly complained about recent Cyprus-Israeli energy deals. This huge natural gas fields have the potential to save Greece from its economic disaster situation…but the Turks like to take it by force and the western world does neither help the Greeks nor the Cyprus's Greek government!

    March 13, 2012 at 9:34 pm |
  2. Alison

    Borrow money to repay a loan that you can not afford to repay. What happens if Greece does default? Exactly who do they owe the money to? Whoever they owe to..where did they get it from? If Greece has the choice to either service it's debt or to look after it's people then I say bad luck to the debtors. What is anyone going to do about's not like it's real money anyway.

    March 14, 2012 at 2:45 am |
  3. Daniel

    .......and politicians constantly wonder why they're not trusted. Nuff said.

    March 14, 2012 at 4:12 am |
  4. Pavlina Jansen

    What a FRAUD and FARCE the EU and Greece are playing. The EU and Greek politicians who created the mess went unpunished without anyone being found guilty of theft and incredible misdeeds!
    Nothing will change and Greece’s corrupt politicians will do the same thing all over again, stealing EU and Greek citizen’s money, with no Politicians ever held accountable or responsible.
    ***Just Pathetic! - after $200 Billion in Greek money was moved secret Swiss Banks recently!

    March 14, 2012 at 7:04 am |
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    March 28, 2012 at 12:34 pm |
  6. Bernadien

    Whether they realize it or not, you are right. If they take down Greece this way, they may get even dgeerier and turn their eyes to other nations. They'll either take over the world or we'll go back to the days of item-trading. You give me rock, I give you fire. Good deal. *Gives rock**Throws rock, catches rock, takes back fire*There goes the neighborhood.

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